Blog #7

This edition of the blog is dedicated to The World’s Greatest Man, R.I.P. There is a valid reason for this despite blatant adoration. Keep reading.

Regular readers of my various columns, minutes and other stuff I write will acknowledge that Warnie is (was) the greatest human to ever walk on this Earth and in this blog I’m going to reveal a fact that I only became aware of during this trip. 

Did you know (no, you didn’t) that there is a huge area of Queensland & South Australia that has been named the Warnie Volcanic Province (WVP) after the discovery of a massive Jurassic Era volcanoes there. Yes, it was named after Shane Warne and more accurately it was named after the Warnie East Well that was first to discover the area.

How fantastic is that? Warnie is still saving lives everyday with the Shane Warne Legacy Health Check.

Currently Jack and I are in Perth, nice park here right next to a pond which has allowed me to finally get some decent photos of my favourite duck. If only I had discovered it I would have named it the Australian Shane Duck.

 These beautiful birds spend a lot of time preening themselves and if you looked as good as they do then why not?

Male.

Female

Cute duck eh?

Today we went into Perth city for a look around. Discovered Murray Street which must be where the super-rich hang out. Lois Vuitton, Chanelle, Christian Dior, Rolex, Cartier, Leica and the best gadget shop I’ve seen in ages.

Lots of Bentleys, Porches etc. parked here and once I had bought my camera filter that I was looking for and spent my paltry $90 weeks decided to head back to the van, leaving the drool-smeared shop windows to the better healed clientele.

A little bit of excitement today as I witnessed a pedestrian getting cleaned up by a bicyclist in the middle of the city. Actually the rider came off worst with a few scrapes etc. I caught the action on my dash cam as I was parked by the road. Once I worked out they were OK I sent them a video copy of the crash which turned out to be a mistake on my part as these 2 snowflakes were messaging each other all day (with me included) making sure they were OK and “reaching out” to each other. Other comments were “Oh, how am I going to tell my wife?” And “I’m going home for a hot bath and a Nurofen”  you’d think it was carnage on the road. I just thought it was funny. Wanna see the video? I thought so.

Today we are jumping on a ferry to Rottnest Island which is how early Dutch explorers pronounced Rat’s Nest, after the tiny cousins of the kangaroos that live there that we call quokkas . Yes, more kangaroo-based wildlife. Most overseas visitors don’t realise that we have so many. Wallabies, wallaroos, potaroos, Pygmy-a-roos, rock wallabies, tree-climbing roos, smashed-by-road-train-roos etc. 

I’m looking forward to meeting up with these little fellas, apparently they can fit on a hamburger bun no problem!

Anyway, I don’t really care if Dick Van Dyke can’t tell the difference between a rat and a kangaroo, these little scavengers are cute as a button.

Rottnest Island.

Speaking of Dutch explorers, they not only brought their mis-identifications to our country but also our worst serial killer on the ship Batavia which was wrecked on the Abrolhos Islands just off the WA coast. Jeronimus Cornelisz was a truly nasty piece of work and he killed hundreds of his own people on this tiny island. You can Google the whole story and I think there is a movie about it called Batavia. Not a bad claim to fame from a country that plunged itself into depression over a bloody tulip!

I called him “our worst serial killer” because we welcome all immigrants to our country with open arms. We’re very inclusive here.

Monday and I finally caught up with my cousin Margaret and her husband Jeff in Bunbury. Jackie met with her cousin Sue in Perth on Saturday so we’ve been keeping our family ties alive.

Tuesday will see us head outback again with our first stop being Paynes Find (pop. 26), then on to Meekatharra, a notorious community in the middle of WA. What is it notorious for? Most Aussies can guess but we’ll leave judgement until we have a look for ourselves. We’re going to stay in a remote aboriginal community a bit to the north. 

This skink may be small but given time he’ll grow into a full-sized croc and he’ll rip your bloody arm off!

Ibis or more commonly known a “Bin Chicken’.

Australian Wood Duck

Shelduck trying to catch the morning sun.

Egret.

If this is a skink then it’s the biggest I’ve seen.

You can’t tell me that this Quokka hasn’t had his photo taken before.

More oyster catchers. How hard could it be? Oysters are notoriously slow runners.

Lots of lizards on Rotto, beautiful winter’s day at about 24°C has brought them out to get some sun. Most of them are laying around on the road. Saw a snake too, I think it was a brown (for the O/S readers the brown snake is deadly, definitely in the top 10 in the world).

Here is a black swan shaping up to attack me. For some reason I am an attraction to aggressive swans. I learnt my lesson a long time ago, never, ever mess with ‘em and if they get too aggressive there is only one way to get out alive… marry her.

Swans aren’t always aggressive, here’s proof.

Dusky Moorhen

There’s a little town in the middle of nowhere called New Nocia that we pulled up at for a coffee. They have a monastery there, this is only a part of it. They actually made a documentary about the place available at SBS On Demand called ‘Mission’. It’s about an art robbery there so we’ll be looking that up later.

Here come a couple of big ones, 8.4 metres wide according to their pilot escorts. I pulled right off the road. If you watch closely you’ll see the first one flatten a white road marker.